The 2013 GOLDEN GLOBES red carpet!

Kaloka kayo! Ayan ha, kahit birthday ko nag-vlag pa aketch! Alam ko naman na inaabangan nyo toh. Choz! Ako na ang assuming! Haha! Enjoy!

THE 2013 GOLDEN GLOBES RED CARPET!

Thandie Newton in Giles: May pa-kinang yung boobang! Fairness, bihira ang short sa ganyan, pero sige, ibibigay ko sayo teh dahil naka shiny ka! Ganda ni bakla o!
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Sienna Miller in Erdem: Ansave nang flowers? Bouquet kung bouquet! Bumawi sa fez. Gusto ko ganyan ako ka-fresh! Kalowka!
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Jennifer Garner in Viviene Westwood: Ganda nang arms nya ha. Arms lang. Charooooot. Ganda ko kasi eh. Choz!
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Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy: Bagets! Chica and simple lang. Waley effort. Gow!
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Saint Laurent Paris: GANDA MO! Sayang di masyadong pakak ang outfit.
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Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen: Ikaw na ang may-keyhole at ginto! Sexy!
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Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad: Ikaw na ikaw yan mamang! Push mo yan hubadera look forever! Gow!
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Jessica Alba in Christian Dior: Ang lambot! Love the silhouette. Hindi ko kinaya yung may mukhang may mag-gagangnam style sa likod! Haha!
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Lucy Liu in Carolina Herrera: Ang ganda naman ilagay to sa garden. Chooooooz!
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Anne Hathaway in Chanel: Ikaw na ang may award! At award din ang dress mo. Winner! Virginal lang ang peg!
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Taylor Swift in Donna Karan: Parang hindi sya masyadong happy sa red carpet. Or galit sya kasi hindi na-plantsa yung damit nya.
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Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen: Payat! Galaw galaw naman dyan sa fez. Nasobrahan na naman nang slight sa botox ang lola nyo. Haha. I love you pa rin Nicole Kidman! Walang kupas!
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Marion Cotillard in Dior: Ganda! Walang ka keme keme o. Simple pero dramatic. Kabowg!
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Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein: Isa lang ang masasabi ko… PAHIRAM! Pahiram nang mukha! Hahaha!
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Miranda Kerr: Ikaw na! Ganda mo! Pakulam kita dyan eh!
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Halle Berry in Versace: Bakit ka naka-beach gown marz?
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Rachel Weisz in Louis Vuitton: Hindi ba sya na-brief na hindi smart casual ang attire. Choz!!! But I love Rachel Weisz. Her face is so timeless at very talented pa. Fair talaga si God!
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Emily Blunt in Michael Kors: Perfect toh sa magandang abs. Check!
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Rosario Dawson in Roland Mouret: Ganda nang color nang gown! Pakak! Bonggels din sa figure nya. Winner!
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Naomi Watts in Zac Posen: Best in train! Kabowg!
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Olivia Munn in Armani: Nakatulog ako… Chot! May umay levelz. Haha! Sana nag-hair down sya or change nang julahas!
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Jennifer Lawrence in Dior: Ikaw na ang prinsesa! Congrats sa pagka-panalo teh. Galingan mo pa!
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Katherine Mcphee in Theyskens: Maka-comment lang ha. Okay na sana pero mali ang hair at medyo hiwalay ang boobang. Haha. Sabi ko nga, fair si God. Maganda naman sya at magiling kumanta… KAYA KERI!
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 Hayden Panettiere in Roberto Cavalli: Ang saya mo masyado ha. Sige, enjoy the event!
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Lena Dunham in Zac Posen: Love ko sya!!! Sobrang riot sya dun sa Girls. Baliw-baliwan lang ang peg. Winner ang gown! Pasok sa mga medyo gifted sa braso. Oh diba may mga ganyang nalalaman!
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Isla Fisher in Reem Acra: Ganda nang  makeup pero sana mag smile ka naman dyan. Libre ngumiti, try mo!
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Sofia Vergara in Michael Cinco: PAKAK!!! Pinoy pride!!! Go Michael Cinco! REPRESENT TALAGA!!! Bongga ni mamang sofia!!!
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Claire Danes in Versace: Ganyan ba ang hitsura nang bagong panganak? Kairita! Galing nya din umarte! Pasabog talaga sya sa Homeland!
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Zoeey Deschanel in Oscar dela Renta: Kyot nya talaga forever! Fresh na fresh! Love the gown on her!
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Julianne Moore in Tom Ford: KABOWG! Gow mother!!! Lamunin mo silang lahat!
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Debra Messing in Donna Karan: Parang may nakita akong ganito sa bahay. Sa bintana ata? AY MALI HINDI PALA! BLINDS pala yun! Chooooot lang! She looks stunning!
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Nicole Richie in Naeem Khan: Hindi naman ako na-brief na kailangan matching ang eyeshadow sa dress. Charot! Love ko sya forever!
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Giuliana Rancic in Celia Kritharioti: Ansaveh nang turtleneck! Hahaha. KATAWKOT! Baka masakal!
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Julianne Hough in Monique Lhuillier: Ah… Akala ko Golden Globes to. Debut nya pala. Chowz! Gow Monique!!!
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Eva Longoria in Pucci: Ayaw nya magpakita nang legs. AYAW!
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Lea Michele in Elie Saab: BET! Pa-inosente look lang o. Lakas maka-katorse!
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Salma Hayek in Gucci: Mukhang hindi sya lumafang bago the event. Ayan o, gutom na daw sya. The original Latina bombshell! Gow!
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Kristen Wiig in Michael Kors: Effortless parati ang peg nang lola nyo. In short, mukhang walang gana. Haha
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Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier: Sexy! Best in legs and shoulder pads!
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Allison Williams in J.Mendel: Low kung low! Daming naka-black ha. May lamay mga mars?
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Adele in Burberry: MAMANG!!! Love you!!! Clazz talaga nya forever!
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Megan Fox in Dolce and Gabbana: TEKA! Last time I checked nasa Pilipinas ako… EH BAKIT NANDITO AKO??? CHOZ!!! Ganda mo Megan!!! Grabe lang!
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Jodie Foster in Versace: Ang star of the night! I love Jodi Foster kahit nung bagets pa ako! At ganyan talaga ang hitsura nya kahit 50 years old sya? KALOWKA!
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Kerry Washington in Miu Miu: Sabi nga nang pangalan nya…EH DI KERI!!! Love this dress!!! Ako na toh!!!
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Amy Adams in Marchesa: Ang winner of the night for me! Sorry kahit mukha syang wedding gown or prom dress ha. PERO ETO NA TALAGA! ETO NA ANG ISUSUOT KO! Walang kokontra! Birthday ko kaya pag-bigyan nyo na akoh!
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Much love,
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