THIS YEAR’S THEME: PUNK CHAOS TO COUTURE! ROCK AND ROLL! CHAROT!
HILARY RHODA – Smart casual? CHOZ!!! Love her top!
ROONEY MARA – Kailangan pa bang imemorize yan? Ikaw na talaga Rooney Mara!
ANNA WINTOUR – Ayaw mag-punk? Walang kokontra! Mamamatay!
JOAN SMALLS AND TOM FORD – Hubad kung hubad! Ang gwapoooo ni Tom Ford!!!
IVANKA TRUMP – Kalerkey ang highlights sa buhok! Rock on! Choz!
MINKA KELLY – Gow! Best in lace at studs!
KIRSTEN DUNST – Galit sa ostrich! Ayaw nang PETA!
HEIDI KLUM – SAAN NAMAN ANG PUNK DITO? Keri! Ganda mo eh!
NICOLE RICHIE – AY! Troll!!! Choz!
SIENNA MILLER – Spike kung spikes! Wagas!
AMANDA SEYFRIED – Isa pa tong ayaw mag-punk! Ganda-gandahan lang! Che!
MILEY CYRUS – AYUN! ETO ANG PUNK! HAHAHA!
LAUREN STO. DOMINGO – Tarush! Bakit ang clazz nya mag-punk!?! Winner!
GIOVANA BATTAGLIA – ANSABEH NANG SAFETY PIN! PAK!
HAILEE STEINFELD – ETO isa pang lumaban sa safety pin! Bongga nyo! Hahaha!
EMMY ROSSUM – Masabi lang na nag-mohawk para pasok sa theme! Haha
ANJA RUBIK – Gow! Ganda nito! Red kung red!
CAROLYN MURPHY – It’s okay to be 40 as long as you look 20!?! GANEEEERN???
SOLANGE KNOWLES – Buhok pa lang kabowg na kayong lahat!
KATE MARA – Naligaw din to… Punk nga teh! Choz!
BELLA HEATHCOTE – Gandang bata nito o! Love her almost-terno gown!
JAIMIE KING – Winner ang headdress! Push!
AMBER HEARD – BAKIT ANG HOT MO! BAKET! HATECHU!
CHLOE SEVIGNY – Madame Auring realness daw. Punk chic! Push!
NINA DOBREV – Keri ko tong suotin sa MET GALA!!! INVITED AKO???
ELLE FANNING – May galit sa kanya yung makeup artist nya…
MARY KATE OLSEN – Fur kung fur o! Laban!
ASHLEY OLSEN – Santo levels!
EMILIA CLARKE – Ayyyy bet ko yang earrings!!! Nakaka-rock! Chowz!
GWYNETH PALTROW – Sige na! Ikaw na ang blockbuster queen! Gow Pepper Potts!
KATY PERRY – STO NINO!!! CHOZ!!!
KIRSTEN STEWART – Fierce ang ganap ni K.Stew ha! Pak ang eye shadow! Gow!
KARLIE KLOSS – Night gown chic!!! Ganda!!!
KERRY WASHINGTON – Ang gloves! Bonggels!
DIANE VON FURSTENBERG – Akala ko punk? Bakit nandyan si Tina Turner? Charooooot!
KAROLINA KURKOVA – BET! Punk meets floral! Gow! Lagot ka kay Naomi! HAHAHA!
UMA THURMAN – Hindi din na-brief to sa theme nang party… HAHA!
GINNIFER GOODWIN – O dibaaaaa, tinodo nya ang eye shadow at mohawk! KAW NA!
DAKOTA FANNING – Dalaga na si bakla o… Naglalabas nang hips! Push mo yan!
TAYLOR SWIFT – KERI naman ang gown! Pero ang half ponytail nakaka-tanda! Haha
KATE BECKINSALE- Si bakla dinaan sa earrings at buhok o…
COCO ROCHA – KABOGERA TALAGA! HAHA! AYAW PAAWAT! Rawr kung rawr ang animal print!
JESSICA ALBA- NYE! HAHAHAHA
NICKI MINAJ – Aba. Tamed ata ang look mo ngayon girl? Ganda nya in fair kung hindi naka-todo at pink wigaloo! Haha
KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN – Susko baka dyan pa manganak yan ha!
ASHLEY GREENE – Best in brocade!
BLAKE LIVELY – Kahit MRS. REYNOLDS ka na Serena ka pa rin sa kin!!! Choz! GOWWW! GANDA MO!
GISELE BUNDCHEN – Ang pinaka-magandang punk sa balat nang lupa… BOW!
ANNE HATHAWAY – BLONDE TALAGA? Ayaw paawat nang side boob!
EMMA WATSON – FRESH! Naguumapaw sa youthfulness! Makapag-suot nga din nang isang earring lang! HAHAHA!
ALICIA KEYS – Itodo mo yang bali mo girl! HAHA!
FLORENCE WELCH – Lavet! Fringe kung fringe! Bagay sa kanya tong look na toh!
GWEN STEFANI – Sweetness!!! In fairness, perfect lang kay Gwen Stefani ang punk na look! GOW!
MICHELLE WILLIAMS – Simple pero may paandar na headband!
JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND MARION COTILLARD – BEST ACTRESS LANG? GANYAN? KAYO NA!
RENEE ZELWEGGER – #MALINGMALI …. ang event! HAHA
MIRANDA KERR – BWISET KA!
JESSICA BIEL – ARMS!!! Ganeeeeern??? Slick back kung slick back!
CAMERON DIAZ – BET KO YANG BELT MO GIRL!
ALLISON WILLIAMS- TODO! Gow GIRLS! Chowz!
MAGGIE GYLENHAAL – Ay ang ganda nung structure nang dress!!!
CAREY MULLIGAN- Balenciaga by Alex Wang! CHICA!
JENNIFER LOPEZ – MOTHER!!! ISA KANG ANIMAL!!! PUSH!
DOUTZEN KROES – LOVEEEEEEEEET! BET KO TOH!!!
KATIE HOLMES – Ikaw na ang naka-white! PERFECT LANG!
BEYONCE – PAK! TAPOS ANG LABAN!
SARAH JESSICA PARKER – BEST DRESSED! PERIOD!
MADONNA – NAKAKAIYAK! I LOVE YOU MADONNA! Ikaw pa rin ang nag-iisa!!! HAHAHA!
Much love,
D