Golden Globes Red Carpet 2014

Daming ganap today kaya minadali ko nang slight. Here it is! My red carpet review of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards! Gow!Michele Dockery in Oscar dela Renta: I’m not big on this dress too much, maybe she should’ve worn open-toe shoes with this. Oh diba ang dami kong hanash first dress pa lang.
Naomi Watts: Pretty but safe. Pero in fair, bet ko ang hair ni atey!

Amber Heard in Versace: HOT MO GIRL! May hawig tayo nang slight ha. Aminin mo. Charot!

Zosia Mamet in Reem Acra: Fresh ni girl. Keri lang naman ako sa look nya. Halata bang wala akong ma-comment dito? Haha! Normy naman kasi!

Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney: KABOWG! Winner ka! The cut of the dress is so modern at sobrang bagay sa kanya. She looks bonggels!

Lena Dunham in Zac Posen: PAKKK! Si bakla ayaw paawat. Sige girl ituloy mo yan, walang pipigil sayo.

Zoey Deschanel in Oscar dela Renta: Hulaan ko ang favorite color nya… NUDE. Charot!

Hayden Panettiere in Tom Ford: Ay nakakaloka toh. Girl, anong meron? Bakit ganyan? From buhok hanggang sa bitin na hemline nang dress. Better luck next year! Chos!

Tina Fey in Carolina Herrera: Kung anong kina-bagets ni Amy Poehler sya ang tinanda nang BFF nya. Lakas maka-tita!

Julie Bowen in Carolina Herrera: Dapay bigyan nya talaga nang bonus ang stylist nya. She looks modern, youthful without hindi trying hard magpaka-bagets, and fun. Bongga!

Amy Adams in Valentino: Daming naka-color block ha. Love this silhouette on her. Sexy nya!

Julianna Margulies in Andrew Gn: Keri naman without the capsleeves but she looks great all in all. Matchy-matchy lang masyado nang very very light.

Lizzy Caplan in Pucci: Gondooooo! Love this hair on this dress! Very standout ang look nya! Push!

Kerry Washington in Balenciaga: Ay buntis si bakla! Ganda nya! Best in pregnancy glow!

Robin Wright in Reem Acra: Bet na bet! Ganda nang arms! Ganda nang hair! Ganda nang cut nang dress! Panalo!

Emma Watson: Boringga nang slight pero ang ganda ni bagets ha! Sana nag-level up sya nang slight sa gown. Sayang!

****EDIT: TEKA LANG NAMAN! GANITO PALA SYA SA LIKOD. KALOKA. HAHAHA. WOW MALI!***

Emilia Clarke in Alexander McQueen: GANDA MO GIRL! Love the dress, too!

Sofia Vergara in Zac Posen: Same game plan this year si mamang. Sana iniba nya nang slight pero mahal ko talaga sya! Hahaha!

Allison Williams in McQueen: Love eeeeeet! Ganda nang dress sa kanya! I love her for not always wearing the usual gowns you see sa red carpet. Push!

Cate Blanchett in Armani: Sabi nga ni Beyone, “BOW DOWN BITCHES” Kaw na talaga madam!!! What a dress!!!

Reese Witherspoon in Calvin Klein: And the winner for the freshness award of the night! Ganda nya!!! And the color of the gown is pakak na pakak! Lavet poe!

Kate Mara in J. Mendel: Absent si sisterette Rooney so sya daw muna ang pumalit. Winner look toh! Standout! Pati ang boobey standout din! Hahaha!

Sarah Paulson in Marchesa: Flower girl sa wedding ang peg… Aminin!

Paula Patton: ANAK, PAKI-EXPLAIN YUNG TELA NA NAKASABIT SAYO. LABYU!

Taylor Swift in Carolina Herrera: Nakakainis talaga yung smile ni Taylor Swift. Hahaha!

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior: Ay nako J.Law, sayang. Sana the white should’ve been black and vice versa. Medyo here comes the bride ang ganap nang very very light.

Jessica Lange: Love ko talaga sya eh kaya di ko maokray. Haha!

Julia Roberts in Dolce and Gabbana: ISA PA TOH! Kainis! Bakit ba “Principal Sponsor” sa kasal ang mga peg! Kalowka!

Sandra Bullock in Prabal Gurung: Woooooow ang ganda nang lola nyoooo! Not a fan of this dress pero shet lang ang ganda ni powtah!

Mila Kunis in Pucci: Bawasan lang nang slight yung sequins sa ilalim perfect to eh!

Jessica Chastain: Hindi naman ako na-brief na uso na pala ulit ang brush up hair. Haha! Aminin parang sinuklay lang nya pataas yung buhok nya.

Heidi Klum in Marches: Eh di ikaw na ang may bangs!

Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier: Ang daming buntis!!! Drew looks amazing! Na-miss ko ang Charlie’s Angels! Chos!

Rashida Jones in Ana Khouri: Not sure if the dress is pang-red carpet, pero susuotin ko toh sa beach wedding!

Zoe Saldana in Prabal Gurung: I LOVE IT! Isa talaga sya sa mga bet kong red carpet girls! Always giving a new look! Hindi nakaka-umay. Bongga ka!

Kate Beckinsale in Zuhair Murad: Tigilan na ang fully sequined gown. Bow. Eto talaga yung perfect example na kapag maganda ka na, wag na masyadong umeffort. Sabi nga nang Spice Girls, “too much of something is bad enough” Chosss

Olivia Wilde in Gucci: YUNG TOTOO BUNTIS KA BA TALAGA OR BUSOG LANG? ANG GANDA GANDA NYA NAKAKAIYAK.

Emma Roberts in Lanvin: I would wear it with a different pair of earrings, pero wow ha, ganda ni bagets. Kinabowg nya ang tita Julia nya dito nang malala. Clazz na clazz!

Lupita Nyong’o in Ralph Lauren: The breakout star of 2013 and a new fashion favorite. Winner si bakla! The gown looks amazing in her color. Kabog!

Much love,

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