Na-late ako sa gym para lang ma-post ko toh ha! Chos! It’s that time of the year again! Kailangan pa ba imemorize yan? Push! My red carpet review of this year’s Oscar’s! GOW!!!
Angelina Jolie in Elie Saab: Tita Angie, kahit siguro basahan ang suot mo eh wala talagang tatalo sayo. Ganda mo lang talaga!!! Kakaloka!!!
Portia de Rossi in Naeem Khan: Mrs. Ellen de Generes! She looks amazing! Hindi mo aakalain na That’s My Kyomboy– ganito na daw kasi ang labanan! Ganda gandahan!
Olivia Wilde in Valentino: BUNTIS DAW SYA. WEH? DI NGA? Push mo yan! Parang busog lang naman, ganda pa rin eh! Kaloka!
Idina Menzel in Vera Wang: At talagang naka-Wicked green ang suot nya! Gow! Love love love Idina Menzel!
Amy Adams in Gucci: Ganda nang goooooown! Winner!
Olga Kurlyenko: Bond gurl! Ano na! Betchikola ang pagka-style nang accessories nya dito. At ang figure nya ang ganda ha! She looks so fit! Peg!
Naomi Watts in Calvin Klein: ANYARE? She looks so different! Hahaha! She looks so polished, relaxed, and regal–ANO DAW!?
Lady Gaga in Versace: Hoy Gaga! Anong ginagawa mo sa Oscars! Nagmamaganda ka na naman dyan ha! It’s refreshing to see her like this. Haha! Madam na madam!
Viola Davis in Escada: PAK! Her skin is glowing in that dress! In fair, I love how so many colored women are upping their red carpet game. Push nyo yan mga sis!
Glenn Close in Zac Posen: Eto yung tinatawag na ‘GANDA NANG LOLA NYO’ — Power!
Calista Flockhart in Jacob Co- Nabuhay si girl!!! She might’ve aged a bit but she still looks fantastic! Push!!!
Jessica Biel in Chanel: Alahas pa ‘teh! Sige pa! Ganyan ba ang nagagawa kapag asawa mo si Justin Timberlake???
Goldie Hawn- PAAAAAAAAK! Labas labas din nang cleavage pag may time! Goldie Hawn is Goldie Hawn!
Cate Blanchett in Armani: Ayun naman pala! Mother, anong secret mo? Bakit ganyan! Nakakaloka ang reverse aging!
Jennifer Lawrence in Dior: Comedy talaga si bakla. Walang paawat! Medyo safe ang gown ni teh–pero love pa rin kita!
Charlize Theron in Dior: I’m sorry J.Law, but si Charlize pa rin ang gandang-Dior talaga! Walang kupas!!!
Kerry Washingto in Jason Wu: She nailed it! Sana ganito ako ka-chica kapag ako nabuntis! Chos!
Anne Hathaway in Gucci: K LANG. K LANG TALAGA???
Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen: Ayun naman pala. Slow clap for Sandra. Ganda!!!
Penelope Cruz in Giambattista Valli: Kalurkey she looks like a princess!!! Royalty levels ha, hindi Disney levelz! Haha!
Meryl Streep: One word– RESPECT
Kate Hudson in Versace: Flawless ni bakla o! Shoulder pads kung shoulder pads!
Jennifer Garner in Oscar dela Renta: Saya talaga nang fringe! Ganda dito ni Iza Calzado ha! Hahaha! Hi iza!!! Chos!
Julia Roberts in Givenchy: MOTHER!!! One of my faves talaga! So happy to see her back in the Oscar’s!
Emma Watson in Vera Wang: Eto yung “Hindi-ko-kailangan-umeffort” look. Ganda mo Tita Emma!
Lupita Nyong’o in Prada: Crowd favorite!!! Bet talaga sya nang lahat nang tao! I mean, look at her! Props to her stylist ang galing! Napanood ko yung mga interviews nya, she looks so fun! Alam nyo bang graduate sya nang Yale!? Eh di ikaw na ang matalino! Chos! Push mo yan teh! Congrats! Mwah!
